States of Mine

November 16, 2008 by Eric

In Kansas at the moment, Wichita to be exact. It is not much like California.  Here is how they are different:

California:

Giant sneaker outlets off the freeway

Kansas:

Cowboy boot stores on every corner

California:

Radio dial filled with crappy Spanish music

Kansas:

Radio dial filled with manic preachers (many in Spanish)

California:

In N’ Out Burger

Kansas:

Sonic Burger (they really do exist!)

California:

Vespa dealership

Kansas:

John Deere warehouse.

California:

Lots of greenbacks

Kansas:

Sam Brownback

California:

Dodgers

Kansas:

Dodge City


Free At Last

November 12, 2008 by Eric

My job had a no blogging rule.  I am no longer on payroll.  So take that workplace censorship.

Palin

September 4, 2008 by Eric

In exceedingly plain English, I think there’s a pretty big who the fuck does she think she is? factor.

From 538

Manny!

July 31, 2008 by Eric

Is all that needs to be said.

And also…seriously…for reals…I start posting daily again Monday.

And also…another article at Jew-Ish about Hadassah, a Jewish Women’s Org. and whether they are still relevant.

The Case Against Democracy

July 23, 2008 by Eric

The Dark Knight has reached No. 1 on IMDB’s top 250 films, passing The Godfather with a 9.5 ranking. For comparison’s sake, The Godfather has a 9.1, Casablanca has an 8.8, and Kazaam has a 2.3.

And yes, I saw the new Batman and yes, I thought it was good. But let’s be serious here for a second.

Luca Brasi would crush the Joker in hand to hand combat, Michael Corleone doesn’t need a costume to make Batman look like a chump, and for the KO: Batman had Eric Roberts in it as a mobster. ERIC ROBERTS!

Might as well cast Robert Duvall as the Penguin in the next one.

The Baseball Project

July 21, 2008 by Eric

I have found the greatest novelty band of all time. And they are the Baseball Project.

What makes the Baseball Project so great? They aren’t a novelty exactly. It’s clever, really well-crafted folk rock about historic baseball subtleties and stuff. The main guy is Steve Wynn (not a hotel developer but a pretty well liked indie musician), and the lyrics are insanely clever to baseball history nerds like me.

There’s a song in English about Curt Flood, a song in Spanish about Fernando Valenzuela. Even Jack McDowell and Harvey Haddix get tunes in their honor. Hell, there’s a song called Ted Fucking Williams even (if you’ve read Ball Four that’s hilarious).

Anyways, check them out. Genius.

The Baseball Project

*By the way, you might have already seen these guys already on Letterman or select MLB broadcasts. I didn’t actually discover them the way Brian Epstein discovered the Beatles or Balboa discovered the Pacific ocean or anything.  If you’ve already heard of The Baseball Project, consider the previous message a mere recommendation.

Update (and new essay at Jew-Ish.com)

July 15, 2008 by Eric

Greetings to my throngs of impassioned and obsessed fans. I know it’s been a while since I’ve stepped off the private jet and written anything to quench the wordthirst of my legions, but worry not, I still exist. And I know it’s only out of politeness that nobody asked me why I haven’t posted in weeks. It’s only because you wanted to be nice that you failed to complain. Obviously you cared very much, obviously you fretted at night, unable to sleep due to worry about my well-being and that of this cultural institution Mudville.

Well you can put those worries (and yourselves) to bed. Seriously, I just haven’t had time with school and work lately -I school all day and work all night. It’s like the KISS song, but replace rock and roll with carrying food to people and partying with writing down notes about the breakup of the former Yugoslavia. That’s my life right now.

I did, however, have time to put an (apt) essay together about Jewish identity at Jew-Ish.com. It features Joe Lieberman heavily, but don’t be scared. You won’t have to hear him talk or look at his picture. And really it’s mostly about me. Who doesn’t want to read about me?

One of “Us”

Otherwise, I’ll start posting again regularly in a couple weeks. And soon after that, I hope, this blog will be shifting to its own domain name. No more .wordpress junk. If not to the major leagues, this operation will be moving up to a higher level of the minors. AA here I come.

Take from that what you will,

Eric

Trigger-Friendly Headline Writers

June 27, 2008 by Eric

Yesterday, you might have heard, the Supreme Court upheld Second Amendment rights by ruling in favor of a plaintiff who sued the District of Columbia over its handgun ban. The ruling (split 5-4) is pretty big news. Obviously a thousand shots were fired into the air upon the publication of this decision. So were a thousand horrible gun-pun headlines. And like bullets fired aimlessly into the heavens, these to will land somewhere and possibly injure those with whom they come in contact. Here’s just a few:

“GOP Aims at Obama After Gun Ruling” Politico

“Trigger Happy” Slate

Supreme Court Ruling Could Backfire” Salon

“Gun Advocates Pack a New Weapon: Law Suits” LA Times

“Gunfight: Who Benefits From US Supreme Court Ruling?” BBC News

“The Supreme Court Opens Fire” The Economist

*More on Sports and Politics Monday.

Of Course Athletics Are Political

June 26, 2008 by Eric

(at least more so than politics are athletic)…

I first learned about the ancient Greeks in sixth grade social studies. But really there are only two things I remember about that unit: the types of columns (Doric, Ionic, Corinthian), and that during the Olympic Games, wars would be put on hold for the sake of sport. At the time, that idea reaffirmed my basic value system –sports are the most important thing in the world, with politics ranking somewhere low on the list.

Nowadays my power rankings have changed. I know that wars are more important than sports, even if I do pay the latter more attention. And I wonder if that notion is even true, whether wars were really interrupted for the sake of athletics. Somehow I doubt it.

Politics frames and organizes societal interaction in a way sports just can’t. In fact, sports are part of that frame and organization: just think about the way we set up leagues and tournaments based on geopolitical identity as opposed to say religion or ethnicity. It’s the National Basketball Association, the English Premier League. And because we view sports through the societal structure created by politics, there is no escaping their connection. Nope. Sports and politics have been mangled together for thousands of years.

Even if, as some may argue, sports exist as a diversion to the more serious issues facing the world, they do so politically. The very act of existing as a diversion to politics makes sports political. When the Roman poet Juvenal wrote of “bread and circus,” this is what he meant. Roman leaders used sporting events like gladiatorial games as a political tactic to placate and distract the masses. Just think about Joaquin Phoenix’s actions in Gladiator.

The major instances in the 20th century in which sports and politics have overlapped are too numerous to even list entirely. Consider Jackie Robinson and the desegregation of baseball, or before that Jesse Owens at the 1936 Berlin Olympics; or sticking with Germany, the 1972 Olympic massacre in Munich. Consider the boycott of the 1980 Summer Olympics and the Miracle on Ice of the winter games that year. Consider our congress’s current obsession with cheating in baseball and football. I’m sure I missed some major points here, but you get the idea.

In this context, that whole idea of hitting the pause button on wars, doing a little naked wrestling, then going back out to the real battlefield becomes a lot harder to believe. Sports aren’t necessarily an extension of politics the way some theorists think war is, but they are certainly connected. They certainly affect one another.

When pundits try to elevate the entire institution of sport onto some sort of metaphorical medal podium, they are simply lying to themselves and their audience. Sure, the Olympics are great and I can’t wait to watch the Beijing Games. But they don’t exist in a vacuum, or on a pedestal. And it’s not as if politics have just come in here and only recently besmirched the gold-plated reputation of the athletic world. There is and always was plenty of corruption in both institutions. 2000 presidential election, meet 1919 World Series. Richard Nixon, meet Bill Belichick. Muhammad Ali, meet Muhammad Ali.

The question then, is why all the fuss? Why is the International Olympic Committee sending China warnings about their “politicizing of the Games”? International sport is political. That’s why Israel is the only Middle Eastern country to compete in European tournaments as opposed to Asian ones. That’s why this recent editorial in the NY Times advocates a boycott of the 2010 World Cup if host nation South Africa doesn’t stand up to Zimbabwe dictator Robert Mugabe. And that’s (partly) why I root for Germany to lose in athletic competition.

More on the current sporting-political landscape in my next post; this is a fun union of interests for me and I have plenty more to say about it. Until then, Spain beat Russia today to advance to the UEFA Euro 2008 finals against Germany. Viva la Furia Roja. Olé.

Turning Defeat into Victory (Much Easier than Water and Wine)

June 25, 2008 by Eric

Today in my Political Science class “Collective Violence and the State”, our professor discussed Germany. He argued that in the generations prior to WWII, German people were raised as victims and had seen their leaders, from Otto Von Bismarck, to Kaiser Wilhelm to Adolf Hitler, blame the state’s various struggles on a multitude of scapegoats –some legitimate, some tragically absurd. It’s the Jews’ fault. It’s the communist’s fault. It’s the British Empire’s fault. And so on and so forth.

His greater point was that even countries with a mutual hatred as historic and fevered as that of Germany and France (who fought three massive wars between 1850 and 1950), can overcome those differences and become allies, as those two nations have in the European Union. A reason for this, he argued, is that since WWII and specifically the Holocaust, Germans have been raised as “perpetrators.” Germany’s problems are no longer the rest of the world’s fault. By that mindset, a lot of the world’s problems are/were Germany’s fault.

Without delving into the unspeakable crimes that Germany committed against pretty much everything but funny mustaches and fascism, it’s possible to say that some really good things have come out of WWII. The European Union for example, has been a greater success than anybody with a history book and an atlas could have guessed. And the formation of the state of Israel, although somewhat less directly stemming from the War, has a great deal of personal significance for me as a Jew and descendent of survivors.

As such, I also hold some biases. One of them is that I root against Germany when it competes in international sporting events like the Olympics. And as you may or may not know, Germany beat Turkey today to advance to the finals of the Euro 2008 soccer tournament. None of this, I admit, is very exceptional. The grandson of Holocaust survivors roots against Germany; your eyes are probably still in their sockets after reading this.

But today in class I got to thinking about that bias of mine, and about the whole idea of younger German generations still being brought up as perpetrators. I spent most of last year in Europe, and while I didn’t make it to Germany, I met quite a few Germans my age.

They were very nice. Polite, intelligent, engaging, whatever adjective –just good people overall. And one feeling they all communicated (usually in the most subtle, understated, inoffensive manner), was how awful it is to grow up in a country where every day in school they learned how horrible their ancestors were. How as fast or as far as they run, they can’t outpace or escape the lurking shadow of the atrocities that their grandparents committed.

When I hear this, I feel bad for about 3 minutes. Then I think about the other side of those barbed wire fences, my people’s side, and I don’t feel bad any more. I just don’t. But I still liked the Germans I met. Nice people.

And today’s Germany, in a political sense, is pretty okay as well. I wouldn’t call it a definitive model for good government or anything, but it is a fairly respectable EU state with some serious economic influence to exert and a set of problems not totally untypical of Central Europe.

So I don’t have a problem with the current political entity that is Germany, nor do I have a problem with the people, at least the young people who compose that entity.

And yet.

And yet I root against them in sports, and not just casually either. I go out of my way to cheer for the country that plays them. I wanted Turkey to win that game, and not just because it’d be cool to see a “fringe” European nation advance to the finals, but because they were playing Germany.

Why is this? Do I still hold some lingering prejudice against Germany even with all that’s happened in the 60 plus years since WWII?

Well yeah, apparently I do. It may or may not be rational, or entirely explainable, but I do hold some sort of resentment. Call it bias, or general distrust, or something else entirely –doesn’t matter. Athletic competition is a relatively safe place for me to express that feeling without coming off as short-sighted, or intolerant, or overly sentimental about something that happened a long time ago.

But it’s not as if I’m going to sit here and root against Germany in other ways. I’m not going to pray that the policy initiatives of Chancellor Angela Merkel begin to fail, or for a huge plague to befall the nation, or for a random German backpacker to fall and break his wrist, or for all the BMW’s in the world to stop running all at once. That’d just be cruel.

And sports are simultaneously more and less important than those things. Tangibly, they don’t matter all that much. But intangibly, sports can inflate a person’s spirit like a blimp. Then, in just a moment, send that spirit crashing and burning to the ground like the Hindenburg.

However, I don’t root against Germany in any sort of dogmatic way. I don’t care more about Germany losing than America or Israel or Spain or any other country I have ties to winning. And if Germany were to compete against a country whose politics, or more recent history I have issues with, say Iran or Zimbabwe, I’d root for Germany. But my interest in the event would probably dwindle massively.

I will end this rambling post here, as I’m approaching 1,000 words, which is far too long for my own comfort. But to conclude, I guess the lesson is that sports don’t happen in a vacuum. They happen in the cultural context of the rest of our lives (I was born in LA; hence I am a Dodgers fan). And with that in mind, I’ll write soon about why I support using the Olympics or World Cup or other such events as political leverage when that is necessary.

Until then, Spain plays Russia tomorrow for a chance to meet Germany in the final. Either way, I’m rooting for the winner of that game. But for now, Viva la Furia Roja (yes Spain soccer’s nickname is the “red fury”). And olé.